No one sees me counting the stars...

Publisher: "You forgot one thing, Sherlock." Me: -re-reads his notes- "What did I forget?" Publisher: "NAMES! Not a single one of your bloody characters has a name!" Me: "Frank is bloody and he has a name. And Charles-" Publisher: -face palm- "Let me rephrase it: no one of your MAIN characters has a name." Me: "So?" Publisher: "You can't keep calling them ' the lady with the black gloves ', ' host ', etc."  (¬_¬) Me: "What if I use capitals like ' the Lady with the Black Gloves '?" Publisher: "No shit, Sherlock. Get me some REAL names!" Me:  -_________________-" Me: "Alright. The host is called....Heathcliff. No comment?" -looks at the publisher- Publisher: "Why are you looking at me? It's your story..."  (¬_¬) Me: "And the lady with the black gloves is Lady Lampoo." Publisher: "OBJECTION!" ...

"Burn in hell, you filthy foreign slut!" the lady with the black gloves laughs. "Why are you doing this?" Snow White cries. The host's wife looses balance. She falls. Her head hits the ground. Her glass with "punch" shatters into pieces... Ok, I lied earlier: this is indeed a murder. But you need to know this to understand the rest, so... The lady with the black gloves rings the bell. "You rang, my lady?" the butler enters the room. "Charles, clean this up. Murdering someone always makes such a mess." "Yes, my lady," he bows. "Oh, and Charles?", the woman says, "If my son asks: his wife ran off with one of the servants.... With Frank." "I'll immediatly pack my things," the poor servant hurries. "That won't be necessary, dear..." The lady with the black gloves grabs the gun hidden under her dress. BANG! "Charles, clean that up as well," she y...

One upon a time... Publisher: "Seriously? Once upon a time?! What are you writing? A freaking fairytale?!" Me: "Why not?" Publisher: "Fairytales don't sell." Me: "Since when?" Publisher: "The 17th century." (¬_¬) Me: -______________________-" Publisher: "Give me some action. Grab me by my balls." Me: "I prefer not..." Publisher: "Stop taking things litteraly! Now go and write me a bestseller." MIDNIGHT MASQUERADE 1856. It's the annual masquerade at the Abalone Mansion. People wear their finest party outfits. They've put on their most decorated masks. Everywhere you look, there is laughter and fun. The ballroom is filled with music. People are dancing. This is the best night ever. Some guests are standing near the punch. "He sure has some excellent booze," Puss in Boots hiccups. "Let's drink to that!" one of Mary's little lambs laughs. A ...

He grabs her wrists and pushes her against the wall. Her heart beats faster. He kisses her. Rough, but tender. Passionate. His body against hers. Her body against his. She feels his every muscle moving. He feels her breasts going up and down. His hand slips under her skirt. She... Nah. This ain't going to work. If you want to read porn, I advice you "50 Shades of Grey"....or "Make out Paradise", that's also a nice one, if you may believe Kakashi-sensei....He's that white haired cool looking ninja instructor from Naruto.The manga/anime? It's something Japanese. Anyway, this isn't going to be one of those books. This is "Eyes so blue 2.0". Yeah, the first version kinda sucked... Publisher: -after reading my first manuscript- "You're a pussy." Me: "No, I'm a rabbit." ^w^ Publisher: (¬_¬) Me: -realises what the publisher means- "Oh."  -____________________-" Publisher: -facepalm- ...

To those who want to wander around, getting lost in my World of Imagination: don't read further. Go ahead and start your adventure. Reading this might ruin the surprise. To those who are rather insecure, checking their backpacks twice before going out and again when they've just left: take this map. Where you'll end up, solely depends on your inner compass. I can only describe you the worlds you'll encounter... The Land of Eyes so blue A wannabe writer just heard his manuscript is a total faillure. To save his career, he re-writes the whole thing with the help of his -not so diplomatic- publisher. Attempts to write a bestseller are followed by funny cut scenes between the two. The Beating Heart District A boy tries to commit suicide, but fails. A girl takes him home with her to nurse his wounds.  At her place, the boy gets flashbacks about a terrible crime he witnessed as a kid. The girl somehow was involved in it. If he could only r...